"grErmany and italy were gettin ready to frick when germany took off his pants. ‘DAYUM doitsu that’s ONE BIG DONKEY KONG U GOT THERE’ said italy . ‘ikr man I have killed people with this dongle’ said germany. ‘thats one impressive ding dong man’ said italy? he slid his dong into the booty. But something was wrong. he had accidentally stabbed italy. As italy was dying he said ‘germany…’ and germany said ‘whats wrong’ and italy said ‘… DICK TOO BOMB’ and fucking dies. ‘well that ruined the mood. U fucking died on my bed I cannot believe this. fuck you. fuck everything.’“
Why Internet. WHY.
Miami-based artist Jovan Karlo Villalba creates landscapes using unusual palettes and with almost abstracted figures to depict scenes of futuristic urban spaces.
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#Conan talks #Hooters in last night’s monologue. (at Warner Bros Stage 15)
I’m coming to the end of a long haul, and all I really want to do is draw robots having coffee.
I love this.
Preorder my book & I’ll send you a signed bookplate.
I want this so bad.